awesome plan, Mr Mao. Awesome plan.
BUT .. (or is that butt?) seriously, the in-law's new house is under construction. i'm yet to be convinced by the design philosophy of putting the dunny in the center of the room seemingly away from any plumbing or, indeed, toilet paper, but i'm confident in the ability of the builders to execute a cunning plan.they should call it Shock and Awe.. which is pretty much what i felt after discovering one of the workers had left a turd upstairs drying in the sun on the top balcony (sorry to say that pic didn't turn out, i had the camera on manual exposure and it was blown out.. same as his bum, apparently).
perhaps he did this because he mistook the western toilet for a statue of an ancient god and felt the need to pay homage?
speaking of which, i feel the need to pay homage right now...
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